Christmas T-Shirt — "Keep Santa's Name Out Your F***in' Mouth" Funny Holiday Tee

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75

Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50

Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63

Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 A soft, garment-dyed tee with a cheeky holiday graphic that leans into dark humor and retro kitsch. The relaxed-fit shirt feels lived-in from the first wear — the post-dye finish gives muted, vintage color and a slightly broken-in hand. The front print frames a bold, tongue-in-cheek holiday scene in an ugly-sweater style border, so it reads like seasonal satire rather than a flashy novelty. Wear it to casual holiday gatherings, low-key parties, or when you want to make friends laugh without shouting for attention. The sturdy double-needle stitching and tubular knit keep the silhouette clean and durable, while 100% ring-spun cotton keeps the fabric breathable and comfortable all evening.

Product features

- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 sizing

- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with pre-shrunk fabric

- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage look and hand

- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; offered in 58 color options

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean