Christmas Blanket — "Keep Santa's Name Out Your F***in' Mouth" Holiday Throw
40" × 30" 60" × 50" 80" × 60"
Length , in 40.00 60.00 80.00
Width, in 30.00 50.00 60.00
This plush velveteen microfiber blanket brings a cheeky, irreverent twist to cozy nights. The rich red holiday background and playful patterned trim set a festive scene, while the bold central illustration and tongue-in-cheek text add a laugh-out-loud moment to movie nights, holiday gatherings, or laid-back evenings by the fire. Lightweight but warm, it drapes easily over sofas or laps and keeps its color and softness wash after wash. It’s the kind of throw you reach for when you want warmth and a little holiday attitude — perfect for poking fun with friends or adding personality to your seasonal décor.
Product features
- 100% polyester velveteen microfiber for lasting softness
- Vibrant, high-definition one-sided print
- Hemmed 2" stitched edge for durability
- Available in three sizes to fit couches or beds
- Lightweight, quick-drying and colorfast material
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Hemmed edges
The product is sewn around the edges, making it durable and long-lasting
Soft and plush material
A plush material that makes it fluffier and soft to the touch
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, *hand wash will extend the quality of the product; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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